As dark colors fill the sky,

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 05:12:14 GMT

"Molly, I'm narcissistic, I'm pessimistic, I'm obsessive, I'm insecure and I am so afraid of intimacy that every one of my relationships is a journey of self-sabotage that inevitably ends in a black vacuum of shattered expectations and despair."

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 21:54:03 GMT

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 23:51:50 GMT

The math department is combining the Algebra and the Number Theory seminars into the

Seminar in Algebra and Number Theory.

I'm a little embarrassed to say that I'm *outraged* by this.

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 23:14:48 GMT

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/tenso

Thu, 24 Sep 2009 21:19:48 GMT

Dating Montage
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Thu, 24 Sep 2009 00:28:28 GMT

I'mma play this Vandross.

You gon' take yo pants off.

Fri, 18 Sep 2009 18:58:46 GMT

Uh. Well...

Filibuster!

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 01:22:03 GMT

CATS + AUTOTUNE = YES

Mon, 31 Aug 2009 02:36:50 GMT

Sun, 23 Aug 2009 04:08:54 GMT

Nothing feels good like you in red and blue jeans and your white and night things.

You know what's sad?

Fri, 07 Aug 2009 20:46:25 GMT

Summer semester ended today, it's Friday, and I'm really looking forward to getting a six pack, sitting down and doing some math.

Thu, 06 Aug 2009 01:43:54 GMT

I'm drinking by myself.

And so far I've listened to Atmosphere, Evergreen Terrace, and Fenix TX.

Wanna fight about it?

Writer's Block: Fantasy Sports

Tue, 04 Aug 2009 16:29:59 GMT

Imagine you manage a coven of baseball-playing vampires. The Cullen family is really strong this year and you want to bring in a ringer. Which currently active MLB baseball player do you sire?

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That's a dumb question because baseball is horseshit.

Yes

Mon, 03 Aug 2009 02:28:22 GMT

http://www.lolcatbible.com

A reply from my advisor.

Wed, 29 Jul 2009 02:54:46 GMT

Dear Lee,

Don't be retarded. That shit you said in your last email is straight-up ridiculous.

Best Wishes,

Alex

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 03:44:33 GMT

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 03:26:48 GMT

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 04:17:20 GMT

Dear Mr. Raney,

I'm sorry I didn't make it to your class today. I shotgunned a can of baked beans and then funneled an entire pot of broccoli and cheese soup last night, so I couldn't get out of bed this morning.

Yours Truly,

Borvis Spleevo

Sun, 28 Jun 2009 20:37:08 GMT

What the fuck is going on?!

Tue, 16 Jun 2009 03:02:38 GMT

I'm thinking about starting a poop Twitter. You know, a place where I can log all of my dooks: shape, color, size, texture, etc.

I can't imagine that website could possibly ever serve any other purpose.

Shit

Sat, 13 Jun 2009 21:42:39 GMT

I just got in a little car accident. I rear-ended another car.

No big deal. (Maybe) no injuries, very little damage.

The other guy said that he might have a neck injury. When I told the cop there that I couldn't possibly have hit him going more than 10-15 miles per hour, he told me that the guy that I hit "isn't the type of guy to make something up." That's when I started to get a really weird feeling about what was happening. The guy I hit (with a picture and everything!) came up as the first listing when I typed his name and "gainesville" into Google.

I rear-ended an ex-Gainesville chief of police. Fuck!

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 16:44:23 GMT

EXAM PASS, BITCHES!

Mon, 01 Jun 2009 16:50:48 GMT

In the book I'm reading, all rings are assumed to have identity elements and all ring homomorphisms are assumed to preserve identities. This makes me genuinely happy.

I think this might be genuinely tragic.

Heh

Sun, 31 May 2009 20:54:28 GMT

My Summerleague Ultimate Frisbee team.

http://www.pwuc.com/ultimate/summer_09/Lamas1.jpg

We're the Dalai Lamas.

Sweet.

Delonte West:

Wed, 27 May 2009 16:40:32 GMT

THE MOST ARTICULATE MAN IN THE WORLD