As dark colors fill the sky,

dihedral @ 2009-11-02T00:11:00

2009-11-02T05:12:14Z

"Molly, I'm narcissistic, I'm pessimistic, I'm obsessive, I'm insecure and I am so afraid of intimacy that every one of my relationships is a journey of self-sabotage that inevitably ends in a black vacuum of shattered expectations and despair."

dihedral @ 2009-10-29T17:52:00

2009-10-29T21:54:03Z

dihedral @ 2009-10-15T19:47:00

2009-10-15T23:51:50Z

The math department is combining the Algebra and the Number Theory seminars into the

Seminar in Algebra and Number Theory.

I'm a little embarrassed to say that I'm *outraged* by this.

dihedral @ 2009-10-13T19:14:00

2009-10-13T23:14:48Z

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/tenso

dihedral @ 2009-09-24T17:19:00

2009-09-24T21:19:48Z

Dating Montage
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dihedral @ 2009-09-23T20:28:00

2009-09-24T00:28:28Z

I'mma play this Vandross.

You gon' take yo pants off.

dihedral @ 2009-09-18T14:58:00

2009-09-18T18:58:46Z

Uh. Well...

Filibuster!

dihedral @ 2009-09-16T21:22:00

2009-09-17T01:22:03Z

CATS + AUTOTUNE = YES

2009-08-31T02:36:50Z

dihedral @ 2009-08-23T00:09:00

2009-08-23T04:08:54Z

Nothing feels good like you in red and blue jeans and your white and night things.

You know what's sad?

2009-08-07T20:46:25Z

Summer semester ended today, it's Friday, and I'm really looking forward to getting a six pack, sitting down and doing some math.

dihedral @ 2009-08-05T21:43:00

2009-08-06T01:43:54Z

I'm drinking by myself.

And so far I've listened to Atmosphere, Evergreen Terrace, and Fenix TX.

Wanna fight about it?

Writer's Block: Fantasy Sports

2009-08-04T16:29:59Z

Imagine you manage a coven of baseball-playing vampires. The Cullen family is really strong this year and you want to bring in a ringer. Which currently active MLB baseball player do you sire?

Submitted By seannau

View 502 Answers

That's a dumb question because baseball is horseshit.

Yes

2009-08-03T02:28:22Z

http://www.lolcatbible.com

A reply from my advisor.

2009-07-29T02:54:46Z

Dear Lee,

Don't be retarded. That shit you said in your last email is straight-up ridiculous.

Best Wishes,

Alex

dihedral @ 2009-07-20T23:44:00

2009-07-21T03:44:33Z

dihedral @ 2009-07-13T23:26:00

2009-07-14T03:26:48Z

dihedral @ 2009-07-08T00:14:00

2009-07-08T04:17:20Z

Dear Mr. Raney,

I'm sorry I didn't make it to your class today. I shotgunned a can of baked beans and then funneled an entire pot of broccoli and cheese soup last night, so I couldn't get out of bed this morning.

Yours Truly,

Borvis Spleevo

dihedral @ 2009-06-28T16:37:00

2009-06-28T20:37:08Z

What the fuck is going on?!

dihedral @ 2009-06-15T23:01:00

2009-06-16T03:02:38Z

I'm thinking about starting a poop Twitter. You know, a place where I can log all of my dooks: shape, color, size, texture, etc.

I can't imagine that website could possibly ever serve any other purpose.

Shit

2009-06-13T21:42:39Z

I just got in a little car accident. I rear-ended another car.

No big deal. (Maybe) no injuries, very little damage.

The other guy said that he might have a neck injury. When I told the cop there that I couldn't possibly have hit him going more than 10-15 miles per hour, he told me that the guy that I hit "isn't the type of guy to make something up." That's when I started to get a really weird feeling about what was happening. The guy I hit (with a picture and everything!) came up as the first listing when I typed his name and "gainesville" into Google.

I rear-ended an ex-Gainesville chief of police. Fuck!

dihedral @ 2009-06-04T12:44:00

2009-06-04T16:44:23Z

EXAM PASS, BITCHES!

dihedral @ 2009-06-01T12:49:00

2009-06-01T16:50:48Z

In the book I'm reading, all rings are assumed to have identity elements and all ring homomorphisms are assumed to preserve identities. This makes me genuinely happy.

I think this might be genuinely tragic.

Heh

2009-05-31T20:54:28Z

My Summerleague Ultimate Frisbee team.

http://www.pwuc.com/ultimate/summer_09/Lamas1.jpg

We're the Dalai Lamas.

Sweet.

Delonte West:

2009-05-27T16:40:32Z

THE MOST ARTICULATE MAN IN THE WORLD