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[Nov. 2nd, 2009|12:11 am] |
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"Molly, I'm narcissistic, I'm pessimistic, I'm obsessive, I'm insecure and I am so afraid of intimacy that every one of my relationships is a journey of self-sabotage that inevitably ends in a black vacuum of shattered expectations and despair." |
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[Oct. 15th, 2009|07:47 pm] |
The math department is combining the Algebra and the Number Theory seminars into the
Seminar in Algebra and Number Theory.
I'm a little embarrassed to say that I'm *outraged* by this. |
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[Sep. 23rd, 2009|08:28 pm] |
I'mma play this Vandross.
You gon' take yo pants off. |
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[Sep. 18th, 2009|02:58 pm] |
Uh. Well...
Filibuster! |
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[Aug. 23rd, 2009|12:09 am] |
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Nothing feels good like you in red and blue jeans and your white and night things. |
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| You know what's sad? |
[Aug. 7th, 2009|04:45 pm] |
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Summer semester ended today, it's Friday, and I'm really looking forward to getting a six pack, sitting down and doing some math. |
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[Aug. 5th, 2009|09:43 pm] |
I'm drinking by myself.
And so far I've listened to Atmosphere, Evergreen Terrace, and Fenix TX.
Wanna fight about it? |
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| A reply from my advisor. |
[Jul. 28th, 2009|10:54 pm] |
Dear Lee,
Don't be retarded. That shit you said in your last email is straight-up ridiculous.
Best Wishes,
Alex |
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[Jul. 8th, 2009|12:14 am] |
Dear Mr. Raney,
I'm sorry I didn't make it to your class today. I shotgunned a can of baked beans and then funneled an entire pot of broccoli and cheese soup last night, so I couldn't get out of bed this morning.
Yours Truly,
Borvis Spleevo |
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[Jun. 28th, 2009|04:37 pm] |
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What the fuck is going on?! |
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[Jun. 15th, 2009|11:01 pm] |
I'm thinking about starting a poop Twitter. You know, a place where I can log all of my dooks: shape, color, size, texture, etc.
I can't imagine that website could possibly ever serve any other purpose. |
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